Mr Strug 5:02 Wed Dec 17
Secret Santa
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Not really a big fan of it but you look like a bit of a scrooge cunt if you don't get involved.
Just had the presents handed out in the office today, for once I've ended up with a half decent present - a West Ham hip flask - although it'll probably never get used.
There's been some shitters received too, some fake tattoo sleeves, a box of maltesers and a packet of assorted combs!
What's the best/worst secret Santa presents you've ended up with? Or given out!
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El Scorchio
5:04 Wed Dec 17
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Gave someone a space hopper this year.
Last year I got an espresso cup- I don't drink coffee...
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simon.s
5:05 Wed Dec 17
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Shirley this is just for cunts and women?
Do grown men do this?
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blazehammer
5:05 Wed Dec 17
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I just went for wine. EASY!
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young woody
5:10 Wed Dec 17
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Ours this year was a fuck up - the boss ended up with two presents and another member of staff ended up with nothing.
I got some West Ham socks and a diary though so wasn’t to bad.
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Cheezey Bell-End
5:10 Wed Dec 17
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I will actually be dressing up as Santa this year (again).. Am thinking of giving someone the rubber doll I was given 2 years ago. I might blow it up first then wrap it..
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young woody
5:12 Wed Dec 17
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Cheezey Bell-End 5:10 Wed Dec 17
Not used the doll then?
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Mr Kenzo
5:17 Wed Dec 17
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It was a female doll Woody, of course not
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Mr Strug
5:19 Wed Dec 17
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simon.s 5:05 Wed Dec 17
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Shirley this is just for cunts and women?
You should be all over it then son!
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Grumpster
5:21 Wed Dec 17
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Bit of harmless fun, though luckily my new firm seem to be a right set of miserable cunts and it's not happening here.
Normally do some homework on people and get them something they'd actually really like.
Last year I had to train a load of jock's in Glasgow and had picked a London based Glaswegian out, so got him some specialist Whiskey from up there. Bloke almost shot his load.
Ex boss never washed and stank so got him some shower gel.
Another boss was an utter horrible bitch, so I got her a dildo as it was the only way she'd get fucked. She loved it so it backfired!
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simon.s
5:24 Wed Dec 17
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I don't like anyone I work with, enough to buy them a present.
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Although I have brought Pub Bigot a beer.
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Literal Paul
5:30 Wed Dec 17
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santa isnt real, someone made him up.
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Agent Scud
5:34 Wed Dec 17
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£10 budget for the office one this year.
Presents are given out just before the piss-up starts so unless you're a useless cunt you can easily find out who bought for you.
Thankfully the two tight bastards no longer work here.
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Brussels Sprout
5:35 Wed Dec 17
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Our limit was £5. I bought someone a travelcard holder... and received a two pack of Kopparberg and a glass.
Not a bad result, to be honest.
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young woody
5:41 Wed Dec 17
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Brussels Sprout 5:35 Wed Dec 17
Done well there SON
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Brussels Sprout
5:43 Wed Dec 17
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Absolutely Woody.
The colleague who got the travelcard holder was pretty GUTTED. Best thing is that no-one suspected me of buying it...
Hope you got back fine on Saturday - good to see you oop North!
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Nuclear Noodle
5:44 Wed Dec 17
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Last SS I done was about 5 years ago, I got some dozy miserable bint in the office so I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.....
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young woody
5:47 Wed Dec 17
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Brussels Sprout 5:43 Wed Dec 17
We stayed up there - being absolute lads and all that.
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Westside
5:48 Wed Dec 17
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Last year I drew the office Crystal Palace fan.
I bought him the 2006/07 "Greatest Escape DVD"
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Bethnal Green
5:49 Wed Dec 17
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Six coasters in the shape of records.
Shite.
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Brussels Sprout
5:50 Wed Dec 17
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In Newcastle, I assume? OM was disgusted with the cup of tea I ordered at ht, so I headed home in disgrace!
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